Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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