Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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