I smell stomach acid.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
PS: I just woke up from my shower
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Randomize
