Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
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