Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
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They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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