It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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