You're completely useless in the revolution.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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