Are we in a gay sports bar?
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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