fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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