It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
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My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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