Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
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Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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