Got a toothbrush?
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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