Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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