yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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