dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Sober January is a disaster.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
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Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
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You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
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