Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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