My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
