Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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