mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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