Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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