Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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