So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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