this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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