Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
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Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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