Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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