I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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