We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
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