That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think im going to throw up on grandma
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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