I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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