i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize