You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
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