But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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