So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
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I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
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