What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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