I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Randomize