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i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
me + whiskey = a bad person
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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