I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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