It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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