just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
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