i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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