idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
the condom got lost in my hair
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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