I would go down on you faster than GM stock
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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