that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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