is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
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I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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