On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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