love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Randomize
