Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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