You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
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I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
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I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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