Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
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