How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
You're a waste of cheezeits
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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