youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
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Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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