So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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