I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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