Do you still have your period?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
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we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
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cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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