I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
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The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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