A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
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Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
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How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
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its like you know when i get waxed
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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