I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
